12/26/11

Dear Katie,

I will always help you finish a tough level on "Block Puzzle Deluxe."


Love,


Erin

12/18/11

Dear Katie,

Turns out that, as I suspected, I can have a good time with you even when we are literally watching paint dry.


Love,

Erin

12/17/11

Dear Katie,

Sometimes I'm working, just typing away at the computer, and I'll glance down at that ring on my left hand.

And it is awesome.


Love,

Erin

12/13/11

Dear Katie,

One of these days we are going to catch a break. Meanwhile let's stick with this whole "being madly in love" thing, okay?


Love,

Erin

12/10/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you..

...I know Elmo's got the moves.


Love,

Erin

12/8/11

Dear Katie,

Years and years from now, I hope you will remember that a two-year old Merritt liked to fall asleep while caressing your face.


Love,

Erin

11/25/11

Dear Katie,

Everything else about our lives may be incredibly difficult, but loving you is the easiest, most natural thing I have ever done.


Love,

Erin

11/23/11

Dear Katie,

Tomorrow I am going to build you a blanket fort, and we are going to stay in it all day.


Love,

Erin

11/17/11

Dear Katie,

Most days I love you even more because you are easily distracted and drive me crazy.

For real, though, you're like a raccoon with a shiny object. All. The. Time. And I can't get enough of it.


Love,

Erin

11/9/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I know I can be a total jerk and still be forgiven.

As long as I clean the house first.


Love,

Erin

11/8/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I am becoming quite proficient in "Yoga for Assholes."

"Whatever. I see seven other people on the screen who are doing it better than you."


Love,

Erin

11/7/11 -- #2

Dear Katie,

Because of you..

...I get to debate the proper way to write "cotton-headed ninnymuggins." I'm glad we settled on that.

Also, harmonizing on a song from "The Sound of Music." That's love.


Love,

Erin

11/7/11

Dear Katie,

I sure like looking at your left hand these days.


Love,

Erin

11/5/11

Dear Katie,

Congratulations on using every single building block in your creation tonight. I know that was a lifelong dream of yours.

I love you for the pleasure you take in the simple things. Seriously.


Love,

Erin

11/4/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I'll try to worry a little less about my "death clock." Or maybe I'll worry about it more, since I hate the idea of leaving you.

But either way, I know I'll have you until the end. So it'll be okay.


Love,

Erin

11/2/11

Dear Katie,

You will never have to worry about a lack of support in your life. You will never feel unloved. You will never be lonely. You will always be safe.

I will always be here.


Love,

Erin

11/1/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I got all married and comfortable, and slacked a little in the romance department. Well, when it came to this blog anyway. But I'm back. And I love you. And I'm so ridiculously happy to be married to you.


Love,

Erin

10/22/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I would consider the first full day of marriage a roaring success. This is going to be awesome.


Love,

Erin

10/21/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I just spent a chunk of my wedding night holding a little boy's hand through the crib slats, watching as he continued to open his eyes to make sure we were still there before he finally fell asleep.

I couldn't have planned this better if I tried.


Love,

Your Wife

10/20/11

Dear Katie,

Guess what? Starting tomorrow, you will be legally obligated to play the Rolo (Throw-lo) game with me for the rest of your life.


Love,

Erin

10/19/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I like it. And I'm gonna put a ring on it.


Love,

Erin

10/16/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I will gladly spend every Sunday giving my opinion on your art projects.


Also, let's get married. What do you say?


Love,

Erin



10/10/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I can distract myself by talking about the Hindenburg disaster, which naturally leads to a long discussion about the sun converting hydrogen to helium, the circumference of the earth and the sun, and how "space is scarier than magic."


Love,

Erin



10/7/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...there is at least a chance I'll be able to survive this somehow.


Love,

Erin

10/6/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...my granddad got to see how very loved I am.


Love,

Erin

9/29/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I think the name of my autobiography will be "Douching With the Yankees, and Other Things I Never Wanted to Do."


Love,

Erin



9/27/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I always get down to the heart of the fatter.



Love,

Erin



9/26/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I had some making out to do before bed, so I didn't have time to write your daily post.

Wait. Well, would you look at that? Turns out I've managed to do both. You've always said I'm good at multitasking.


Love,

Erin



9/25/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you..

...I wouldn't really turn straight for Jacoby Ellsbury.

Probably.


Love,

Erin



9/24/11

Dear Katie,

Being loved by you is the second greatest experience of my life.

Loving you is the first.

And we will make it.


Love,

Erin


P.S. Yes, I know this doesn't follow the "because of you..." format, but I don't care.



9/23/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I feel pretty okay about that huge decision I made today.

Thanks for being my rock.


Love,

Erin



9/22/11 -- #2

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...there is a bed waiting for me at home. OUR bed. I don't think I have ever been happier to see a piece of furniture.

I love you.


Love,

Erin



9/22/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I have almost survived the first two flights. We'll see how the third one goes.

Oh, and have I mentioned that I'm madly in love with you? Perhaps that's not evident on this page, but god damn it, you are everything to me.

Thanks for being mine.


Love,

Erin



9/21/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...


...I have now kissed a girl in the hallway of a high school.

Baller!


Love,

Erin



9/20/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

..."People With No Legs" will be stuck in my head for years.


Love,

Erin



9/17/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I'm getting on an airplane and going to Louisiana.

My feelings on this are, as of now, undetermined.


Love,

Erin



9/15/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...there is someone around who says, "I really wish I could just accidentally get you pregnant," which is ridiculously sweet. And also a tiny bit gross; I don't want you to somehow get equipped with sperm.

And let's not forget irresponsible.

Always plan ahead. Am I right, ladies?


Love,

Erin

9/14/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I managed to survive the day, against incredible odds.


Love,

Erin



9/13/11 -- #2

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I receive "three hots and a cot," as you so eloquently/lovingly put it.


Love,

Erin



9/13/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...and your stupid birth canal, I have to give up cursing.

God damn it.


Love,

Erin



9/11/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

I get to watch a pair of eyes light up when "Tangled" or "Despicable Me" shows up on the screen, and hear a silly voice sing the "Super Why" theme song most mornings.

Love,

Erin


P.S. You know I'm talking about you, not Merritt, in this post, right?



9/9/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...Merritt knows he's loved.




And so do I.


Love,

Erin



9/8/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I have seen more vomit than anyone should see in a lifetime.

But don't worry. It's super sexy when it's coming out of you.


Love,

Erin



9/7/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I can hear things like, "Don't try to make a move on me right now. I can see it in your eyes. You're disgusting," and still know that I am loved.


Love,

Erin

9/6/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I'm now picturing a showdown between Artie and Jason Street. In my mind (and probably in yours, too), Street destroys Artie and his annoying, capped tooth grin. Thanks for the fantasy.


Love,

Erin

9/4/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I am the luckiest.

Has this whole "you're so wonderful I can't take it" thing gotten old yet? Because you're seriously awesome. And I'm seriously lucky.


Love,

Erin

9/1/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

I don't really need this:




But it seems interesting, doesn't it?


Love,

Erin

8/30/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

I'm able to somehow still believe that everything will be okay.


Love,

Erin

8/26/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

I refuse to miss a day. But it's been a long one, and we're exhausted, so this pathetic attempt will have to do.

It certainly doesn't mean I love you any less, though.


Love,

Erin

8/13/11 -- # 2


8/13/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you, I live in Oregon. And I am in love. And despite all kinds of reasons it shouldn't be true, I am happy. And it's all your fault.

I recognize something that's true because of you every day, so why not let the world in on a little bit of it? These posts won't always be long. They'll probably most often be just a sentence or two. But I'm promising you right now that they'll be daily.

Most importantly, they will be a record of our love. Of our family. And of all the reasons why it's different with us.

I love you.

Erin