9/29/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I think the name of my autobiography will be "Douching With the Yankees, and Other Things I Never Wanted to Do."


Love,

Erin



9/27/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I always get down to the heart of the fatter.



Love,

Erin



9/26/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I had some making out to do before bed, so I didn't have time to write your daily post.

Wait. Well, would you look at that? Turns out I've managed to do both. You've always said I'm good at multitasking.


Love,

Erin



9/25/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you..

...I wouldn't really turn straight for Jacoby Ellsbury.

Probably.


Love,

Erin



9/24/11

Dear Katie,

Being loved by you is the second greatest experience of my life.

Loving you is the first.

And we will make it.


Love,

Erin


P.S. Yes, I know this doesn't follow the "because of you..." format, but I don't care.



9/23/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I feel pretty okay about that huge decision I made today.

Thanks for being my rock.


Love,

Erin



9/22/11 -- #2

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...there is a bed waiting for me at home. OUR bed. I don't think I have ever been happier to see a piece of furniture.

I love you.


Love,

Erin



9/22/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I have almost survived the first two flights. We'll see how the third one goes.

Oh, and have I mentioned that I'm madly in love with you? Perhaps that's not evident on this page, but god damn it, you are everything to me.

Thanks for being mine.


Love,

Erin



9/21/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...


...I have now kissed a girl in the hallway of a high school.

Baller!


Love,

Erin



9/20/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

..."People With No Legs" will be stuck in my head for years.


Love,

Erin



9/17/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I'm getting on an airplane and going to Louisiana.

My feelings on this are, as of now, undetermined.


Love,

Erin



9/15/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...there is someone around who says, "I really wish I could just accidentally get you pregnant," which is ridiculously sweet. And also a tiny bit gross; I don't want you to somehow get equipped with sperm.

And let's not forget irresponsible.

Always plan ahead. Am I right, ladies?


Love,

Erin

9/14/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I managed to survive the day, against incredible odds.


Love,

Erin



9/13/11 -- #2

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I receive "three hots and a cot," as you so eloquently/lovingly put it.


Love,

Erin



9/13/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...and your stupid birth canal, I have to give up cursing.

God damn it.


Love,

Erin



9/11/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

I get to watch a pair of eyes light up when "Tangled" or "Despicable Me" shows up on the screen, and hear a silly voice sing the "Super Why" theme song most mornings.

Love,

Erin


P.S. You know I'm talking about you, not Merritt, in this post, right?



9/9/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...Merritt knows he's loved.




And so do I.


Love,

Erin



9/8/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I have seen more vomit than anyone should see in a lifetime.

But don't worry. It's super sexy when it's coming out of you.


Love,

Erin



9/7/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I can hear things like, "Don't try to make a move on me right now. I can see it in your eyes. You're disgusting," and still know that I am loved.


Love,

Erin

9/6/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I'm now picturing a showdown between Artie and Jason Street. In my mind (and probably in yours, too), Street destroys Artie and his annoying, capped tooth grin. Thanks for the fantasy.


Love,

Erin

9/4/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...I am the luckiest.

Has this whole "you're so wonderful I can't take it" thing gotten old yet? Because you're seriously awesome. And I'm seriously lucky.


Love,

Erin

9/1/11

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

I don't really need this:




But it seems interesting, doesn't it?


Love,

Erin