Dear Katie,
Because of you...
...I think the name of my autobiography will be "Douching With the Yankees, and Other Things I Never Wanted to Do."
Love,
Erin
9/26/11
Dear Katie,
Because of you...
...I had some making out to do before bed, so I didn't have time to write your daily post.
Wait. Well, would you look at that? Turns out I've managed to do both. You've always said I'm good at multitasking.
Love,
Erin
Because of you...
...I had some making out to do before bed, so I didn't have time to write your daily post.
Wait. Well, would you look at that? Turns out I've managed to do both. You've always said I'm good at multitasking.
Love,
Erin
9/25/11
Dear Katie,
Because of you..
...I wouldn't really turn straight for Jacoby Ellsbury.
Probably.
Love,
Erin
Because of you..
...I wouldn't really turn straight for Jacoby Ellsbury.
Probably.
Love,
Erin
9/24/11
Dear Katie,
Being loved by you is the second greatest experience of my life.
Loving you is the first.
And we will make it.
Love,
Erin
P.S. Yes, I know this doesn't follow the "because of you..." format, but I don't care.
Being loved by you is the second greatest experience of my life.
Loving you is the first.
And we will make it.
Love,
Erin
P.S. Yes, I know this doesn't follow the "because of you..." format, but I don't care.
9/23/11
Dear Katie,
Because of you...
...I feel pretty okay about that huge decision I made today.
Thanks for being my rock.
Love,
Erin
Because of you...
...I feel pretty okay about that huge decision I made today.
Thanks for being my rock.
Love,
Erin
9/22/11 -- #2
Dear Katie,
Because of you...
...there is a bed waiting for me at home. OUR bed. I don't think I have ever been happier to see a piece of furniture.
I love you.
Love,
Erin
Because of you...
...there is a bed waiting for me at home. OUR bed. I don't think I have ever been happier to see a piece of furniture.
I love you.
Love,
Erin
9/22/11
Dear Katie,
Because of you...
...I have almost survived the first two flights. We'll see how the third one goes.
Oh, and have I mentioned that I'm madly in love with you? Perhaps that's not evident on this page, but god damn it, you are everything to me.
Thanks for being mine.
Love,
Erin
Because of you...
...I have almost survived the first two flights. We'll see how the third one goes.
Oh, and have I mentioned that I'm madly in love with you? Perhaps that's not evident on this page, but god damn it, you are everything to me.
Thanks for being mine.
Love,
Erin
9/21/11
Dear Katie,
Because of you...
...I have now kissed a girl in the hallway of a high school.
Baller!
Love,
Erin
Because of you...
...I have now kissed a girl in the hallway of a high school.
Baller!
Love,
Erin
9/20/11
Dear Katie,
Because of you...
..."People With No Legs" will be stuck in my head for years.
Love,
Erin
Because of you...
..."People With No Legs" will be stuck in my head for years.
Love,
Erin
9/17/11
Dear Katie,
Because of you...
...I'm getting on an airplane and going to Louisiana.
My feelings on this are, as of now, undetermined.
Love,
Erin
Because of you...
...I'm getting on an airplane and going to Louisiana.
My feelings on this are, as of now, undetermined.
Love,
Erin
9/15/11
Dear Katie,
Because of you...
...there is someone around who says, "I really wish I could just accidentally get you pregnant," which is ridiculously sweet. And also a tiny bit gross; I don't want you to somehow get equipped with sperm.
And let's not forget irresponsible.
Always plan ahead. Am I right, ladies?
Love,
Erin
Because of you...
...there is someone around who says, "I really wish I could just accidentally get you pregnant," which is ridiculously sweet. And also a tiny bit gross; I don't want you to somehow get equipped with sperm.
And let's not forget irresponsible.
Always plan ahead. Am I right, ladies?
Love,
Erin
9/14/11
Dear Katie,
Because of you...
...I managed to survive the day, against incredible odds.
Love,
Erin
Because of you...
...I managed to survive the day, against incredible odds.
Love,
Erin
9/13/11 -- #2
Dear Katie,
Because of you...
...I receive "three hots and a cot," as you so eloquently/lovingly put it.
Love,
Erin
Because of you...
...I receive "three hots and a cot," as you so eloquently/lovingly put it.
Love,
Erin
9/13/11
Dear Katie,
Because of you...
...and your stupid birth canal, I have to give up cursing.
God damn it.
Love,
Erin
Because of you...
...and your stupid birth canal, I have to give up cursing.
God damn it.
Love,
Erin
9/11/11
Dear Katie,
Because of you...
I get to watch a pair of eyes light up when "Tangled" or "Despicable Me" shows up on the screen, and hear a silly voice sing the "Super Why" theme song most mornings.
Love,
Erin
P.S. You know I'm talking about you, not Merritt, in this post, right?
Because of you...
I get to watch a pair of eyes light up when "Tangled" or "Despicable Me" shows up on the screen, and hear a silly voice sing the "Super Why" theme song most mornings.
Love,
Erin
P.S. You know I'm talking about you, not Merritt, in this post, right?
9/8/11
Dear Katie,
Because of you...
...I have seen more vomit than anyone should see in a lifetime.
But don't worry. It's super sexy when it's coming out of you.
Love,
Erin
Because of you...
...I have seen more vomit than anyone should see in a lifetime.
But don't worry. It's super sexy when it's coming out of you.
Love,
Erin
9/7/11
Dear Katie,
Because of you...
...I can hear things like, "Don't try to make a move on me right now. I can see it in your eyes. You're disgusting," and still know that I am loved.
Love,
Erin
Because of you...
...I can hear things like, "Don't try to make a move on me right now. I can see it in your eyes. You're disgusting," and still know that I am loved.
Love,
Erin
9/6/11
Dear Katie,
Because of you...
...I'm now picturing a showdown between Artie and Jason Street. In my mind (and probably in yours, too), Street destroys Artie and his annoying, capped tooth grin. Thanks for the fantasy.
Love,
Erin
Because of you...
...I'm now picturing a showdown between Artie and Jason Street. In my mind (and probably in yours, too), Street destroys Artie and his annoying, capped tooth grin. Thanks for the fantasy.
Love,
Erin
9/4/11
Dear Katie,
Because of you...
...I am the luckiest.
Has this whole "you're so wonderful I can't take it" thing gotten old yet? Because you're seriously awesome. And I'm seriously lucky.
Love,
Erin
Because of you...
...I am the luckiest.
Has this whole "you're so wonderful I can't take it" thing gotten old yet? Because you're seriously awesome. And I'm seriously lucky.
Love,
Erin
9/1/11
Dear Katie,
Because of you...
I don't really need this:
But it seems interesting, doesn't it?
Love,
Erin
Because of you...
I don't really need this:
But it seems interesting, doesn't it?
Love,
Erin
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