3/27/12

Dear Katie,

We both work too much. I miss you.


Love,

Erin

3/23/12

Dear Katie,

The best part about being around when you throw up is I get to hear things like, "Wow, I do not chew orzo at all," which is so gross and awesome at the same time.


Love,

Erin

3/18/12

Dear Katie,

Sometimes I swing open the bathroom door, take off my clothes, and slide open the glass shower door, all at a perfectly normal volume. Then I get in the shower and make a sound to indicate that I am freezing, and you let out the loudest, most blood curdling scream known to man. Because you didn't hear me, you freak.

I'm glad we both survived our heart attacks.


Love,

Erin

3/14/12

Dear Katie,

On Pi Day, I suppose I should write about how much I respect your intelligent mind. But you're too hot for me to not objectify you. Seriously, even with bronchitis, taking care of a toddler with walking pneumonia, you are rocking it.

And you're mine. So, there's that.


Love,

Erin

3/12/12

Dear Katie,

For you, I'd end my 13-year relationship with my bank any day of the week, and then open a new account and switch everything over, even though that's an incredible pain in my ass.


Love,

Erin

3/10/12

Dear Katie,

We sure know how to fight, huh? But here's what you always need to remember: nearly two years ago, I fought for you because I knew I would always love you. Nothing has changed that and nothing will.

We're meant to be, baby. And as good as we are at arguing, even we can't fight fate.

Love,

Erin

3/9/12

Dear Katie,

I'm so happy to have one whole day with just us. Let's make the most of it.

If you know what I mean.


Love,

Erin

3/8/12

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...there is a possessed hamster in this house.

Seriously, how the hell did that thing find its voice again?


Love,

Erin

3/7/12

Dear Katie,

Because of you...

...sometimes I just drop you off and drive away, even though the keys are still in your purse. Which I don't notice until I get a mile down the road. Because we can never do anything the easy way.

And I'm okay with that.


Love,

Erin

3/4/12

Dear Katie,

Please remember that the "ass on fire" quality I have that can be so frustrating is also the thing got me to get in my car and drive 968.5 miles to your doorstep.

I haven't regretted it a single day since.

I love you.


Love,

Erin

3/3/12

Dears Katie,

Because of you...

...there are at least two people in this family currently geeking out over fuel economy.


Love,

Erin

3/1/12

Dear Katie,

Yesterday doesn't count. Because it didn't exist.

You think the finance company for our Prius will accept that line of reasoning?

I love you. And our Prius.


Love,

Erin